Real Life Conversation With Ex

My ex came by yesterday evening, to pick up some tools he’d left in the loft conversion. *instant movie-interruption-rage*

Ex: Alright? You’re watching Star Trek AGAIN?

Me: *glares* This is Star Wars.

Ex: Oh. *points to Millennium Falcon* I thought that was the Nostradamus.

Me: The NosTROMO… is in Alien. Someone really should put you out of your misery.