Category: Conversations

Neighbour knocks on my door, I answer it:

ME: “Hi Steve.”
STEVE: “Are you okay?”
ME: “Yes, why?”
STEVE: “I thought I heard you scream.”
ME: “Oh, yeah. there was a MOTH!”

STEVE: *blank stare*

STEVE: *walks away*

My ex came by yesterday evening, to pick up some tools he’d left in the loft conversion. *instant movie-interruption-rage*

Ex: Alright? You’re watching Star Trek AGAIN?

Me: *glares* This is Star Wars.

Ex: Oh. *points to Millennium Falcon* I thought that was the Nostradamus.

Me: The NosTROMO… is in Alien. Someone really should put you out of your misery.